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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,993rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,042nd
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Water and wheat, that’s all for me.
Cuisinart Classic 2-Slice Toaster CPT-16
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Toast Incorporated

Population1.923 billion

CapitalRolling Fields of Wheat
LeaderCuisinart Classic 2-Slice Toaster CPT-16

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalTriticum

The Community of Toast Incorporated is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cuisinart Classic 2-Slice Toaster CPT-16 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.923 billion Toasters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rolling Fields of Wheat. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Toasty economy, worth 149 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 77,868 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. Toast Incorporated's national animal is the Triticum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toast Incorporated is ranked 284,934th in the world and 3,627th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,993rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,283rdMost Pacifist: 8,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,244thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,596thNicest Citizens: 9,780thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,617thMost Inclusive: 12,139thMost Income Equality: 12,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,109thBest Weather: 13,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,316thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,536thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,218thHighest Food Quality: 18,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,032ndMost Secular: 20,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,767thSmartest Citizens: 22,844thSafest: 27,714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 28,875th
Top
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 145th in the regionMost Pacifist: 162nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 186th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionMost Income Equality: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 234th in the regionBest Weather: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 241st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 253rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 315th in the regionMost Secular: 318th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 319th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionNudest: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toast Incorporated was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
  • : Toast Incorporated was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Toast Incorporated was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
  • : Toast Incorporated voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in Toast Incorporated, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Toast Incorporated, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Toast Incorporated, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Toast Incorporated, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Toast Incorporated, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Toast Incorporated was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Best Weather, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.

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